K to the ev-dogg

http://www.bonnaroo.com/2006

Mother of God.

Who's with me?

Honestly, is this even appropriate?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1778&e=1&u=/060119/ids_photos_wl/r1213422750.jpg

Hey, long time no see. As you may or may not know, I turned 21 on tuesday, finally giving validation to my already full-blown alcoholism. Woo hoo! It was a pretty sweet birthday overall - Went out at midnight with Sarah, Chris (next-door neighbor), Mike, Caroline, Mr. Laney, and Mr. of the Bull. Had my first martini (could grow to like it), first jager bomb (very surprised to actually like it), and then a plethora more to drink. All of which resulted in me peeing the bed. Yes, peeing the bed. I drank so much I peed myself in my sleep. I feel really bad for Sarah, who woke up the next morning, felt wetness under her, thought "Oh no, I had the dream" (you know, the one where you pee in your dream and then wake up to realize that you've actually peed in the bed), realized nope, I'm the culprit, and started jabbing me.

*sigh*

Oh well, funny story to tell at least. After recovering from the monster hangover I received for my troubles, we had a nice shindig at my apartment. My mom brought over enough food to feed a small army, and my friends proved to me again just how cool they are.

In other news, I just turned in my application to go back to school (in january), so yay. Sarah and I are moving into our own apartment together...without roommates, so double yay. My aunt's paying for me to chaperone my cool cousin to Bonnaroo, so I'm going to that again in a week and a half, hopefully minus the trip to jail, so triple yay.

Life is good.

kev

Hey, so it's been a while, but I've just finished quite possibly the best book I've ever read, and I have to share it with you, and encourage, nay, demand, that everyone that cares at all about good literature to go out and read The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon. This is honestly one of the most amazing and outstanding works I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing. Please, please, please go read it.

Also, the first person to follow this link:

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and complete an offer fully will become my new eternal lord and savior, as well as acquire whatever of mine they'd like that I have to give.

kev

Oh the shame...owned by Tim yet again.

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kev

completely retarded.

So I went down to court in Georgia with my father last wednesday. It was a three.5 hour trip that was spent in complete and utter silence. No music, no talking, nothing. We even stopped at rest stop for about 10 minutes so we could pee and did not say one word to each other. I had woken up late, which always infuriates my father, so I thought he was just mad, so I said nothing to try and disturb him. He said later on, on the drive home, that he had done it so that I could "keep my mind focused on what I was going to do." I had trouble keeping my mind conscious.

Anyway, we get to court, meet up with the lawyer, whom I had never met, only talked to on the phone for a bit. Everybody in the court room, a little over a dozen, was in there for the same thing: simple possession. A lot of those there were from Bonnaroo as well. The judge said as much and said that everybody would probably get a $950 dollar fine and 12 months probation with a $40/month probationary fine. The lawyer I had managed to get out of the probation by getting us to pay the entire fee up front, and pleading nolo contendre (no contest), which means I don't plead guilty, but I don't contest the charges. The probation, had I gotten it, would just have been to make sure that I pay off the entire fine within six months, and then another six months to make sure it was paid off (or something. Stupid fucking state...grr...). Anyway, my dad footed the fine (only $925), and we hightailed it the fuck outta there, with me vowing never to step foot in the state of Georgia again, least of all Dade County.

So it turned out reasonably well. It just means that I'm $3000 dollars in debt to my parents now (from bail money, lawyer costs, the fine, as well as cell phone bills, car insurance, and student loan payments they've been paying for me). I made the proposal to my dad to start paying him $350 a month until it was all paid off (I could do it. I'd just not ever have any more fun...ever.), but he nixed that and said, no, just pay 200 a month, starting the month after next (November), which, admittedly, is pretty cool. And hey, things could be worse.

I'm dog fucking tired right now, but I'm looking forward to some cheap ass wings tonight. So good night everybody, and thanks for all the fond wishes. I appreciated them more than you could know.

kev

I haven't had a real post in nigh on four months, so I figured now would be just as good a time as any to post again.

I'm really pretty nervous right now. I have to go to court tomorrow, back in bumfuck, Georgia. For those of you who didn't know, I got arrested in June on my way to Bonnaroo for misdemeanor possession of less than an ounce of marijuana. It was a really shitty ordeal that I don't recommend on anybody, but I still got to go to Bonnaroo, so it was all right. Now I just have to deal with this tomorrow.

I'm going down with my dad, who has been kinda cool/kind of a pain in the ass. I know he'll be supportive when I need him to be, though, so I'm not terribly worried about that.

The decision as to what's going to happen to me is going to be left up to the discretion of the judge. No jury, none of that Law & Order crap. Just him. So I have to go and be on my best behavior, look all spiffy and innocent (this means I'm shaving my beard completely off), and throw myself at the complete and utter mercy of the court. That said, there are pretty much two options I see happening:

The far more unappealing option - The judge decides to do it gangland style on me and throw the maximum punishment on me, which would be like, a 500 dollar fine, 12 months probation, and a drug charge on my record for the rest of my life. A drug charge on my record would not do well for me, as I would be ineligible for any federal financial aid and whenever I have to fill out another application for a job, and it says "Have you ever been convicted...etc.," I would have to put "Why yes, yes I have." Not good.

The far more appealing option - The judge sees that I'm a first time offender; a nice, fairly straight-laced kid; and strangely attractive, and lets me off with a first time offense warning, a la the deal Sarah got, albeit from a different judge. She was arrested for underage possession of alcohol, though, which could have landed her in jail, but is somehow a lesser charge. It's weird...Georgia's fucked up.

Anyway, I need to sleep now, so please, wish me luck, and think of me around 1:00 tomorrow (9/15).

Thanks.

P.S. I love you Sarah, and thank you for all the help you've given me. You're amazing and I don't know what I'd do without you. Thanks eternally.

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Hey, so my two roommates are moving out in the middle of August right about the time school starts, and I will probably need two more. I live in Pinnacle Ridge, which is about 2-3 blocks away from UNCA and just off Merrimon and Edgewood behind the CVS. It's a three bedroom with hardwood floors, rent would be about 700 a month which includes water. It's a fairly nice little place, very quiet, and away from the road If you're interested, my name is Kevin Schaefer, it'll be a third year at UNCA next semester, my number is 828.646.0740, and my IM is PastyHippie.

Kev

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http://www.playbill.com/news/article/86917.html

Whoa.

"So what exactly is karma? Is it like Carmaxor something?"

Not kidding.

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I'M OFF TO BONNAROO BITCHES!!!!!


with Sarah, too. =D

'Allo. Yes, it's been quite a while. Longer than usual. That's because I, as most of you are well aware of, have moved into my new apartment, and boy is it fabulous, all except for the lack of anything terribly exciting to do most of the time. We have yet to get cable, the internet, or a phone line. So currently, we've been limited to playing a buttload of Tetris Attack and watching DVDs lovingly given to us by one Mr. Laney, whose debt Charla, Jana, and I are forever in.

I've been working sporadically, doing random catering things on campus. Regular work should start in about a week, though...hopefully.

Sarah and I had our one-month anniversary yesterday. It was great, but also a little scary. We've only been together for a relatively short period of time, but it's felt like so much longer. We've already used the "L-word," even. Despite all that, though, I've never been happier, and couldn't ask for anything more out of another human being. She's perfect. Well, maybe not perfect, but she's perfect for me.

Also, my birthday is a week from today (on the 31st), and I shall be having a shindig at the apartment on June 5th, and anybody reading this is more than invited, as well as anybody else you'd like to bring. If you need to get in contact with me, my number is 828.646.0740. Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeease come. It'll make me ever so happy.

Lastly, I found out recently from my brother (who let it slip accidentally) that my parents (my mom specifically) bought me a ticket for Bonnaroo, which is uber fucking cool. However, I desperately need to find a ride, as I am currently SOL in that department. So, if any of you are going, or know anybody that is going, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me. I'll chip in for my share of the gas plus a little extra for your/their trouble, and whoever helps me will also be burdened by an unhealthy amount of love from me.

Now, the ominous countdown at the top of the screen tells me I must leave, so I'm off! Best wishes to you and yours.

kev

So it's 2:30, and I'm just now starting to finish the paper I was working on the last time I did this. Ick. Damn you radio show! Damn you to the gates of hell and back! Oh well, amphetamines and caffeine have to be used somehow, right? Riiiiight?

More later,
kev

Ok, so I'm a fucking louse. I really really am. It's 4 AM and I'm still sitting here barely having started on a paper that I should have done a week ago. It's really frustrating. I mean, I've already completely stopped going to two of my classes, giving myself two F's for the semester right off the bat, and now I'm working as hard as I can to do as shittily as possible in the other two classes I'm taking. It's great! This is something that has really been stressing me out over the past couple of months...ever since I stopped going to Chemistry, and then even more so when I just did so poorly on the first couple exams in Zoology that I knew I was going to fail regardless so I just stopped going. The whole thing has been eating away at me because I know that my parents are just going to flip and do something crazy like disown me or refuse to help me out with money concerns at all (not that they're doing much of that at the moment anyway). Yeah, so if I seem to break down between now and then end of the semester, that's going to be the reason why. Gaaaaaah!

Bits of good news, though:

Charla and I found a third roommate to live with us for the summer, so we went and filled out the applications, effectively reserving the apartment for us to sign the lease on in a week (Jeez, is it really that soon?). Her name's Jana Busbin, kind of a friend of a friend. If any of you saw the Vagina Monologues, she was the one that did the moaning monologue. Judging just by that, this should be a fun three months. However, the caf is not going to be able to give me constant hours over the summer, so I'm going to have to bust ass and find another job lickety split, or else I'm not going to make rent and that bitch in the office is going to "take us to court." Ergh. Half the reason I wanted to get the apartment was so that I didn't have to deal with the above situation with the parents all summer, so I really need to earn money, and fast. (Anybody need a good blowjob quick?)

Probably the best bit of news, though, is Sarah. =) I really didn't ever see myself befriending somebody from Tuscola (my old high school before S&M) again, let alone start dating someone from there. Yeesh. Objectively, it's all happened very quickly, but it hasn't really seemed that way. We only really started talking a week ago. We have really good chemistry, though, and she's really great to be around, so it's been wonderful. I'm not entirely sure what exactly will happen in the near or distant future, but for right now, it's maaaaahvelous, and I'm happy with that.

On that note, I've destroyed enough of a chance at a good grade on this paper already, so I'm going to get back to it and try and salvage anything I might have left. I hope all of your pre-exam and exam weeks go well.

kev